Life In Code

 /**
 *
 * @author UNKNOWN
 *
 */
public class MyLife
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        Human me = new Human();
        me.setLifeLength(49837693769);         // Lifetime in days
        God god = God.getInstance();              // Singleton (supposedly)
        god.setLifeMiserable( me , true);
      
        while ( me.isAlive() )
        {
            if ( god.exists() )
            {
                if ( god.loves ( me ) )
                {
                    Question[] qs = new Question[38295729];
                    me.ask( qs );
                    me.setConfused(true);
                    me.tryAgain();
                }
                else
                {
                    god.setWickedEvilAndSadist( true );
                    me.setConfused(true);
                    me.thinkGodIsInjust();
                    me.stopToTry();
                }
            }
            else
            {
                me.failToUnderstand();
                me.setConfused(true);
                me.thinkLifeIsInjust();
                me.stopToTry();
            }
          
            if (me.hasHadIt())
            {
                me.killSelf();
            }
        }
      
        me.dieAnyway(); // Kalb w Fe6es
        me = null;
        GarbageCollector gc = new GarbageCollector ();
        gc.run();
      
    }
}


 

Comment Or See What Others Are Saying ( 9 comments )

  1. أُمنيّة, on March 13, 2010 at 6:13 PM said:

    see.. i'm trying to fight back against this idea that there is no just on this planet coz it drives me to sleep all day long, and everytime i need something i trun into my old self of the greatest believer of everything u want on this lanet. :(
    i do not have any method or morals!
    me.is.monafeq
    nefaq.is.me

  2. Sharks, on March 17, 2010 at 7:47 AM said:
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  3. Sharks, on March 17, 2010 at 7:56 AM said:

    #include< iostream.h> //only u control what goes in/out of ur system
    #include< limits> //for damage control
    #include< fstream.h> // F it! la rejlak!
    float fl;
    int bad_stuff;
    do{
    Compare(past, now, bright_future);
    flushBuffers()
    cin>> ur friends r there for u
    bad_stuff=0;
    cout << "SMILE "
    }

    OR!! u can just hit that RESET button of urs! :P

  4. Cute NK2, on March 17, 2010 at 7:38 PM said:

    While (me.IsAlive())
    {
    me.GotYoueBack(true);
    me.luf(you);
    me.GiveUp(false);
    }

  5. ont, on March 20, 2010 at 1:16 AM said:

    me.fat>bel7it=me.mafehemshee
    me(wg3oraso)=raso(ba6elyfaker)

  6. Hazem, on May 9, 2010 at 8:21 PM said:

    Environment.Exit(0);

  7. Anonymous, on October 3, 2010 at 12:27 AM said:

    ...
    god.setLifeMiserable( me , me.getDecision());
    ...
    // if ( god.exists() ) {
    if ( god.loves ( me ) ) {
    //Question[] qs = new Question[38295729];
    //me.ask( qs );
    //me.setConfused(true);
    //me.tryAgain();
    me.thankGod();
    me.keepDoGoodThings();
    } else {
    boolean ofcourse = true;
    boolean GodIsJust = ofcourse;
    if(GodIsJust){
    List bugs = me.listBadDoings();
    for(int i=0; i<bugs.size(); i++){
    Bug b = bugs.get(i);
    try{
    me.fix(b);
    } catch(UnfixableBugException e) {
    me.toDoList.add(new BugToBeFixed(bug));
    }
    }
    }
    //god.setWickedEvilAndSadist( true );
    //me.setConfused(true);
    //me.thinkGodIsInjust();
    //me.stopToTry();
    }
    //} else {
    //me.failToUnderstand();
    //me.setConfused(true);
    //me.thinkLifeIsInjust();
    //me.stopToTry();
    //}

    ...

    boolean getDecision(){
    Human me = this;
    if(!me.believeInGod)
    return true;

    if(me.friends.size() == 0)
    return false;

    return false;
    }

    ...

  8. Anonymous, on October 3, 2010 at 12:29 AM said:

    //FIX
    boolean getDecision(){
    Human me = this;
    if(!me.believeInGod)
    return true;

    if(me.friends.size() == 0)
    return true;

    return false;
    }

  9. Juxtaposer, on October 3, 2010 at 12:31 AM said:

    wow
    who is that please ?
    whoever you are, thank you for taking the time :)

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