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Life In Code
/**
*
* @author UNKNOWN
*
*/
public class MyLife
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Human me = new Human();
me.setLifeLength(49837693769); // Lifetime in days
God god = God.getInstance(); // Singleton (supposedly)
god.setLifeMiserable( me , true);
while ( me.isAlive() )
{
if ( god.exists() )
{
if ( god.loves ( me ) )
{
Question[] qs = new Question[38295729];
me.ask( qs );
me.setConfused(true);
me.tryAgain();
}
else
{
god.setWickedEvilAndSadist( true );
me.setConfused(true);
me.thinkGodIsInjust();
me.stopToTry();
}
}
else
{
me.failToUnderstand();
me.setConfused(true);
me.thinkLifeIsInjust();
me.stopToTry();
}
if (me.hasHadIt())
{
me.killSelf();
}
}
me.dieAnyway(); // Kalb w Fe6es
me = null;
GarbageCollector gc = new GarbageCollector ();
gc.run();
}
}
*
* @author UNKNOWN
*
*/
public class MyLife
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Human me = new Human();
me.setLifeLength(49837693769); // Lifetime in days
God god = God.getInstance(); // Singleton (supposedly)
god.setLifeMiserable( me , true);
while ( me.isAlive() )
{
if ( god.exists() )
{
if ( god.loves ( me ) )
{
Question[] qs = new Question[38295729];
me.ask( qs );
me.setConfused(true);
me.tryAgain();
}
else
{
god.setWickedEvilAndSadist( true );
me.setConfused(true);
me.thinkGodIsInjust();
me.stopToTry();
}
}
else
{
me.failToUnderstand();
me.setConfused(true);
me.thinkLifeIsInjust();
me.stopToTry();
}
if (me.hasHadIt())
{
me.killSelf();
}
}
me.dieAnyway(); // Kalb w Fe6es
me = null;
GarbageCollector gc = new GarbageCollector ();
gc.run();
}
}
see.. i'm trying to fight back against this idea that there is no just on this planet coz it drives me to sleep all day long, and everytime i need something i trun into my old self of the greatest believer of everything u want on this lanet. :(
i do not have any method or morals!
me.is.monafeq
nefaq.is.me
#include< iostream.h> //only u control what goes in/out of ur system
#include< limits> //for damage control
#include< fstream.h> // F it! la rejlak!
float fl;
int bad_stuff;
do{
Compare(past, now, bright_future);
flushBuffers()
cin>> ur friends r there for u
bad_stuff=0;
cout << "SMILE "
}
OR!! u can just hit that RESET button of urs! :P
While (me.IsAlive())
{
me.GotYoueBack(true);
me.luf(you);
me.GiveUp(false);
}
me.fat>bel7it=me.mafehemshee
me(wg3oraso)=raso(ba6elyfaker)
Environment.Exit(0);
...
god.setLifeMiserable( me , me.getDecision());
...
// if ( god.exists() ) {
if ( god.loves ( me ) ) {
//Question[] qs = new Question[38295729];
//me.ask( qs );
//me.setConfused(true);
//me.tryAgain();
me.thankGod();
me.keepDoGoodThings();
} else {
boolean ofcourse = true;
boolean GodIsJust = ofcourse;
if(GodIsJust){
List bugs = me.listBadDoings();
for(int i=0; i<bugs.size(); i++){
Bug b = bugs.get(i);
try{
me.fix(b);
} catch(UnfixableBugException e) {
me.toDoList.add(new BugToBeFixed(bug));
}
}
}
//god.setWickedEvilAndSadist( true );
//me.setConfused(true);
//me.thinkGodIsInjust();
//me.stopToTry();
}
//} else {
//me.failToUnderstand();
//me.setConfused(true);
//me.thinkLifeIsInjust();
//me.stopToTry();
//}
...
boolean getDecision(){
Human me = this;
if(!me.believeInGod)
return true;
if(me.friends.size() == 0)
return false;
return false;
}
...
//FIX
boolean getDecision(){
Human me = this;
if(!me.believeInGod)
return true;
if(me.friends.size() == 0)
return true;
return false;
}
wow
who is that please ?
whoever you are, thank you for taking the time :)