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Happy Wild New Year !
You know you’ve had a wild new year’s eve when...
Even though belated, Happy New Year everyone !
- You think you had the Four Basic Food Groups on dinner: Nicotine, Alcohol, Cannabis, and Women, and what makes it worse is that you can’t tell whether you’re having an orgasm or it was just the toilette flush.
- You notice your tie sticking out of your fly, even though you were not wearing any ties earlier.
- You piss on a tree log on your way back home, but suddenly the tree has an angry face of someone asking you in Spanish to stop pissing on their feet
- You wake up in a car that is not yours to find a Spanish dude named “Manuel” on your right and a stranger dudette to your left.
- You are so hangover to the point that you think you’re achieving the miracle of walking on water while you’re taking a shower.
- You remember images of people licking clean their alcohol glasses instead of putting them in the dish-washer, other images of people drinking beer to clean their blood system of the massive amounts of alcohol, and other images of people dancing salsa in their seats.
- You go to the bathroom to drop your pants and check what gender you are, and whether you still got what it takes to prove it, and what makes it funnier is that you don’t find your underwear in the process and remember images of yourself doing a dirty dance on the toilet seat in someone’s place.
- You come back to one of your friend’s house to find your underwear that you lost last night hanging from the chandelier.
Even though belated, Happy New Year everyone !
No wilderness at all ????
Malak se2leh bnooob!! :D HAPPY NEW YEAR 3AMMO!! :)
@ Cute NK2
Estereena , you know there is wilderness here and there , you know the well and its cover :P :P :P
@ Sharks
LoL , Happy New Year to Youz Tooz :)